Who the hell is that Faby???

Current mood:imaginative

Tinker Bell, Fiona and Angelina Jolie were gathering while having a chat. Then Tinker Bell said:

- I am the smallest fairy in the intire world!!!

Fiona said:

- I am the ugliest ogre in the planet!!!

Then Angelina Jolie said:

- I am the most beautiful woman...the most inteligent and most wonderful in the whole wild world!!!

The thing is they wanted a proof of that so they grabbed The Guiness Book.

Tinker Bell opened the book on page 873...and read out loud...

- See I told yall...I AM the smallest fary in the whole wild world!!!

"Wow!!!" Everyone got impressed.

Fiona also got the book and read page 585...

See...Fiona is the ugliest ogre in the planet!!!


Everyone said OOOOOHHHHH!!!

Then it was Angelina Jolie's turn...she grabbed The Guiness Book on page 97 and read it for herslef..After a couple of minutes of silence and a furious face. She freaked out and got really really mad...then asked...

OMG!!! Who the hell is that Faby???