Some things I was thinking about...

Current mood:enlightened

1. A person that's nice to you but rude with the waitress CAN'T be a nice person. 2. People that want to dicuss about religion are not that open to hear what you have to say. 3. Nobody cares if you do not know how to dance...so stand up and DANCE...enjoy yourself! 4. Gossip is the most destructive force in the intire universe. 5. Do not get confused on this...Your carrer is NOT your life...It's just part of it! 6. Never, ever, ever lie to me if you truly want to be my friend. 7. If we had to name...identify, in one word, the reason why the human race did not fully reach its potential...the word would be "meetings". 8. Your real friends love you just the way you are. 9. Don't be afraid of trying something new. Always remind yourself that a lonely man built the Arc and a group of "professionals" built the Titanic! 10. Not many people in this world want to know the person behind the pics, the nice smile, the thoghts, the small eyes, Faby is definitely NOT just what you see! "There is more to the picture than meets the eye" and my philosophy is that a person who can love my MIND and respect it first will have a great friend as a bonus.

Who the hell is that Faby???

Current mood:imaginative

Tinker Bell, Fiona and Angelina Jolie were gathering while having a chat. Then Tinker Bell said:

- I am the smallest fairy in the intire world!!!

Fiona said:

- I am the ugliest ogre in the planet!!!

Then Angelina Jolie said:

- I am the most beautiful woman...the most inteligent and most wonderful in the whole wild world!!!

The thing is they wanted a proof of that so they grabbed The Guiness Book.

Tinker Bell opened the book on page 873...and read out loud...

- See I told yall...I AM the smallest fary in the whole wild world!!!

"Wow!!!" Everyone got impressed.

Fiona also got the book and read page 585...

See...Fiona is the ugliest ogre in the planet!!!


Everyone said OOOOOHHHHH!!!

Then it was Angelina Jolie's turn...she grabbed The Guiness Book on page 97 and read it for herslef..After a couple of minutes of silence and a furious face. She freaked out and got really really mad...then asked...

OMG!!! Who the hell is that Faby???

Some ground rules when it comes to my blog

Ok folks here is the first in a series of weblogs from yours truly... here are my ground rules:

I will only write (joke, muse, elaborate upon) topics and/or questions given to me by those who are my friends... I will not reveal anyone in the process... Going forward I will respond/react to any and all (via my blog) who dare to inquire... Any (and I mean ANY) topic is fair game....

Here we go....